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公司个人介绍范文:A welcome meeting to new people of a paper company in the UK

时间: 2013-12-26 编号:sb201312261384 作者:蜂朝网
类别:英语论文 行业:教育产业 字数:752 点击量:945
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文章摘要:
leadership discourse and its humour-英国欢迎词背景:在英国的一个欢迎会上一家纸业公司的新人们做的个人介绍。

   (From THE OFFICE UK)


1.Neil:         Ok hello everyone er (-) for those of you that don’t know me my name’s Neil Godwin. 

2.                 Hello

3.                 Hello

4.Neil:         For those of you that do know me keep shtum 

5.                 (laugh from many)

6.Neil:         ah (.) I’m a man of simple pleasures I don't need lovely houses  beautiful girls and classy restaurants so it’s good job I moved to Slough

7.              (laugh from many)

8.Neil:         no it’s great to be in Slough really it is I ‘ve just spent a year in Beirut

9.                 [laugh from many]

10.Neil:       [laugh  ] now I know that David is feeling a bit of worried about taking on these new staff because as manager it’s gonna be a lot more responsibility and he’ll have to delegate twice as much work. 

11.               (laugh from many)

12.Neil:       But but there will be perks for him I’m sure he’s looking forward to having a whole new group men underneath him. 

13.               (laugh from many)

14.Neil:       Anyway he is the man and the top of the pile David brent

15.               (claps)

16.David:    Thanks you know what he was saying about me being top of the pile of men saying I’m gay I’m not gay in fact I an honestly say I’ve never come over a little queer(laugh)(-)

17.               ((laugh from some))

18.David:    let's erm get to real stuff that was just erm he’s putting me off (.) 

      welcome to Slough to the to the new (.) people erm my name’s 

      David Brent and I’ve always been in the paper industry haven’t I yeah (.) 

                    my parents owned a paper shop until it blew away (laugh) 

                    you favor there’s better one than that 

19.               (awkward laugh from someone)

20.David:    Ok (.) yeah I’m not I’m not used to public squeaking I piss pronunciation a lot of my worms(-) (waiting for laughs)

21.               wooooo

22. David:   you know the two ronnies that’s classic stuff

23.               [phone ring]

24. David:   turn the phone off that’s part of it (.) if you are not concentrating you won’t enjoy it as much (.) focus ok

25.               (turn off the phone)

26. David:   Anyway (.) good to have you all here from swindon coz I hear they dropped an atomic bomb on swindon(.) about 15% of it is damage

27.               (hawking from someone)

28. David:   right ok (.) that’s (.) right (-) Eric Hitchmo isn’t here do you know what 

      he said(.) [I don’t agree with that in workplace](.) 

      [(use a weird sound )                         ]

                  oh imagine Eric Hitchmo was a Los Angeles detective it’d be a bit weird,

      wouldn’t it (.) and yeah one final thing 

      [my wife love you but I don’t agree with that in workplace] 

      [(use a weird sound)                                                             ]

      what’s that Eric you were not a los Angeles detective and you’ve started running a hotel in Torquay yes (.) [don’t mention the war and I mentioned I don’t agree with that in the workplace] (laugh)

       [(use a weird sound)  ] 

                 [I don’t agree with that in the workplace] 

                 [jump in front the new people                 ] do you know 

                 Eric Hitchmo who’s been to Coventry conference.

30.            (someone raise his hand)

31. David:   right (.) so do you know Eric Hitchmo

32.            erm yeah but he doesn’t talk like that

33. David:   he talked actually like that right Gareth

34. Gareth:  I prefer your stuff do about your little hand

35. David:   =I didn’t do that

36. Gareth:  =You did the wanking claw

37. David:   =On no (-) has everyone heard of Harry Enfield (.) 

                    has everyone heard of Harry Enfield

38.               Yes

39. David:   Yes right(.) ok (.) then who’s this 

      [I donot believe you wanted to do that (.) only me](waiting for response)

      [(use a weird sound)                                               ]

40.               (no response) (silence for a while)

41. David:   oh come on you try something and that’s_

42. Neil:      erm thanks David

43. David:   eh

44. Neil:      thanks

45. David:   whatever just


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